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no one expects the spanish inquisition!
Created on 2006-05-27 03:17:31 (#10322667), last updated 2007-02-21
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i'm christie, and i am a princess (or not). i'm young, but certainly not foolish (unless you feed me sugar and/or say "autobus"). i am the epitome of an intp. i have never lost a game of egyptian rat screw in my life - i'm serious. i'm an egotistical bitch, but i'm certainly not coldhearted. in fact, i'm passionate about a lot of things, especially my future, writing, languages, literature, my novel, mediaeval history, philosophy, psychology, art, and acting. i am christie - i am not going to "be somebody" in your worthless world. i am going to conquer my own world, thank you very much. i'm opinionated as all sodding hell and will probably end up being bored by your presence within the space of several minutes, unless you're pretty interesting yourself. nothing matters save my revered dreams to be made my reality. i'm danish, dutch, german, italian, scottish, and english. politically speaking, i'm apathetically conservative, but not in the sense that i bash gays or whatever; if you really need to know my beliefs, ask and i'll tell you. i undertake extensive philosophical journeys into the unknown and vaguely angst more than hamlet about it all... but i don't burden anyone with that. ignore said philosophical undertakings, if you know me. i love nature and hate to see it destroyed. lobsters scare the bleeding shit out of me. my brownies are amazingly fudgy & better than yours, and yes, i am one of the dying breed of girls who actually eats and likes it. languages are obsessions; i'm fluent in english and spanish and also speak some french and quenya. i see things for what they are; what "should be" is only an afterthought that, oftentimes, never arrives at a final destination anyway. sonnets are better than you are and historical revolutions are sexy. i love the conquests of my dreams. i love orating random honey-tongued, flowery erotica off the top of my head. i love your mom. i love acting out shakespeare's plays all by myself for no reason whatsoever. i love existence. this world is pretty swell, if i do say so myself. :)
someday, i would like to build a spanish inquisition theme park and hold the world record for the largest collection of sporks. someday, i would like to publish their kingdom come and, with whatever money i get from it, buy myself a golden retriever puppy. someday, i would like to be your friend. someday, i would like to have a son and name him "bitchcake in my residence." someday, i would like to live in paris. someday, i want to be something other than what i am - meaning, greater, more ambitious, less frightened of the idiocy around me.
i like new livejournal friends, especially ones with whom i have things in common. it also helps if you are of more than average intelligence or simply intellectually inclined, or else we may not be interested at all in our entries. if you want to add me, please comment on the designated post and i will most likely add you. if i don't add you, it's probably because i know you in real life (i do make exceptions) or you're chester the molester. no offence meant, but serial killers, rapists, cannibals, and dumb people are not acceptable friends.
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absurdity, acting, american girls premiere, ancient history, antibacterial hand soap, art, baby animals, bad fanfiction, belgian waffles, big fuzzy puppies, black & white photographs, black gel pens, bookstores, border collies, braveheart, bright colours, camping, castles, celtic music, cheesecake, children, christianity, cigarettes, city lights, collecting sporks, crunchwraps, csi, dancing like a fool, david wenham, dead landscapes, december, dreams, edward i, edward ii, edward iii, español, faramir/eowyn, feeling like a princess, feeling whole, flea markets, forgotten dead people, freewriting, french, graveyards, hamlet, hot autobus lovin', hugs, infinite moments, insomnia, isabella of france, islam, j.r.r. tolkien, jean-jacques rousseau, john denver, julius caesar, languages, late night conversations, laughter, life, literature, llywelyn ap gruffudd, long car rides, long walks, lord of the rings, lost, medieval torture devices, memories, men in armour, men with babies, miranda otto, mocking literature, monty python's flying circus, morning glories, mst, naked faramir, new experiences, new york city, nietzsche, niggers, nostalgia, oceans, offensive jokes, old books, othello, pamplemousse, phantom of the opera, philosophy, pirates of the caribbean, plans of world domination, plantagenets, playing pokemon, possibilities, possibilities of marcher lords, previously undefined concepts, pride, psychology, quenya, rambling, reality, rolling down hills, romantic realism, russian, seinfeld, self-reliance, sex, sexy revolutions, shakespeare, shiny objects, simplicity, songs about firetrucks, sonnets, spamalot, stargazing, staring wistfully at things, stone buildings, summer nights, sunshine, taco bell, the adirondacks, the colour green, the middle ages, the renaissance, the roman empire, the smell after rain, the world, their kingdom come, theism, tighty whities, tragic endings, transparent objects, treetops, uncontrollable passion, useless information, useless melodrama, wales, warm fuzzy blankets, whose line, words, writing, your mum
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